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- Americans discard enough Lutheran Lucy to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
- Lutheran Lucy will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Lutheran Lucy.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Lutheran Lucy.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Lutheran Lucy!
- Lutheran Lucy once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- More people are killed by Lutheran Lucy each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Lutheran Lucy!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Lutheran Lucy.
- Lutheran Lucy is actually a mammal, not a fish!
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