Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Can Coldwater Clean Dishes?

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water
to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about
the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those
dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was
leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching
on TV, the old man shouted...

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Meet Coldwater.....................






Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

5 comments:

Marie N. said...

Boy, I want to know what happened next!!!

Scottius Maximus said...

Luce!

I think you made that up. That's far more disgusting than anything I've ever posted about. I'm quite surprised.

Lutheran Lucy said...

Hi Marie! I don't know if I want to know what happened next!! :) lol

Scottius, I did not make this up! Your parents sent this to me via e-mail!! Now honey, you are still surprised after all these years? lol

TKls2myhrt said...

That was VERY funny, Lucy! Good one!

Lutheran Lucy said...

Thanks TK! My in-laws get the credit on this one! You know, I must have Lucyitis on your blog because I can't leave you a comment. I will have to have Scottius help me! :)